I want to get up later

I really believe that I shouldn't have to come into the office until 9. No one calls before then and 75% of the time I am the first one in the office. If I came at 9 that would become 50% which would be fine. The only thing I really do early in the morning is put out the Fedex envelope which isn't picked up until 430. Most of the clients don't even want to talk to me anyway. But o well then I would have to leave at 530 which wouldn't be the end of the world but would suck traffic wise. Boss 2 gets to work from home Im so jealous right now.

Every morning these days I am waking up later and later. Soon I will not have time to iron my pants and brush my teeth I will be forced to make a decision. And yes I know i wouldn't have to do that in the morning if I laid out my clothes the night before but that is my read book/watch movie time. (Would be my play on internet time if I could get around to setting up the service and fixing my computer which lately sounds like its going to short out on me any second)

I am starting to wonder what I get paid for because lately it seems to be picking up the found which I am TERRIBLE at. The clients must hate me I sound like a moron every time. My new favorite line "Can I put you on hold I just need to check on that" Then I run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to figure out what to do. "Thank you for holding im going to get [Boss 2] to call you back whats your number?" I really really hope that in a month I can actually tell people what they need to know. I hate leaving them frustrated.